Monday, May 20, 2013

Q is Quite a Quandry

There were two "swear" words that came up when I was looking for a 'Q' post for The ABC's of Swearing, 'Queer' and 'Queef'. Don't even get me started on the use of 'queer' in a derogatory sense. Did you read my Lipstick Lesbian post? I'm not queer myself (insert Farmer Joe), but I think the people who are are pretty damn cool! I hope I am around when being queer is the new cool and being plain ol' straight is just old news.

Since the quantity of 'Q' words queried was barely quantifiable, I quickly chose 'queef' to discuss here with you. I quibbled with myself over quoting Urban Dictionary on this quest to properly qualify 'queef', but after queueing up words like 'queefcicle', 'queefburger', and 'Queef Cordon Bleu' I quashed that idea because even I was queasy. If a quack like me who has no qualms with "vulgar" language questions the use of quotations, it's safe to say I should quit while I'm ahead.

Although, of all the queef-esque words I came across, I do have to say that 'queefazoid' is my favourite!

8 comments:

  1. Queefazoid is a good one. I had to google 'queef' - I had no idea. The things I've learned reading your blog... there should be a 'super educational blogger' award just for you!

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    1. Ha! A Super Educational Blogger Award, now that one I would gladly take :) Glad I could broaden your knowledge!

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  2. I think you could put the suffix -azoid after just about anything to make it funny ... creep-azoid, blog-azoid, skip-azoid...Just like you can put the word Ass in front of any noun...ass-blanket, ass-wagon, ass-pizza...

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  3. Just stopping by to say hello from the 2013 Post A-Z Road Trip!
    Thoughts Of Beauty In The Stillness Of Dawn...

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  4. Quintessentially quaint come to mind...Hi Brandy! How ya doin' these days?

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  5. By the by I did use Queer on mind and you called me out. Honey, I'm bi-sexual and a Fag Hag. I in no way meant it derogatory. :)

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    1. I know you didn't, my dear! I just had to call you out on it anyway - I'm a bitch like that!

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